302. I Asked Married People Why They're Still Married…
Why are some couples still happily married after 10, 20, even 35+ years? I asked married people what they actually attribute their long-term marriages to—and the answers were…
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The Horny Housewife
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This podcast is about the reality of sex in marriage. The good, the bad, the ugly & the inevitable. Every Monday I am discussing all things intimacy & answering your burning questions about what really goes on behind closed doors. Tune in to hear topics like navigating mismatched libidos, dead bedrooms, dating your spouse and technique tips for both men and women. Your host Jordyn Hakes is about to become your favorite unfiltered, brutally honest big(little?) sister. For all the married people still trying to find pleasure within their marriage, this one is for you. We may be married, by but golly -we are still horny (or want to be!!!) Join me each week for some guaranteed laughs, no sugar coating, sexy tips, story times and the occasional jaw dropping listener question. Watch on youtube.com/@thhpod and Spotify! JOIN THE PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast FOLLOW ME IG- @THHpod Tik Tok @THHpodcast Ask Anon: www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com. // Advertising/Business Inquiries : admin@pleasurepodcasts.com The Horny Housewife is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast network revolutionizing the conversation around sex and relationships.
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301. Why You Keep Repeating the Same Relationship Patterns (Even When You Know Better) with Dr. Darcy Sterling
You know your attachment style. You know your triggers. You may even understand exactly where your relationship patterns came from… so why do you STILL find yourself having…
300. Are We Overthinking Our Marriages Into Divorce?
We have more relationship advice than ever—attachment styles, childhood wounds, red flags, boundaries, narcissism, communication tools—but is all this self-awareness actually helping our marriages? Or are we analyzing…
299. Deleted Texts, Dreading Coming Home & The Stories that Destroy Marriages
What happens when one deleted text turns into a full-blown story in your head—or when you find yourself dreading coming home to your own spouse? This week, we're…
298. Would You Rather? Marriage Edition + My Wife Doesn't Desire Me Anymore
Would you rather: marriage edition — plus a listener question from a husband who feels like his wife doesn't desire him anymore. I'm talking sex, attraction, rejection, marriage,…
297. Why Your Spouse Doesn't Tell You What's Wrong
Have you ever looked at your spouse and thought, "Why won't you just tell me what's wrong?" I think most people get this completely backwards. In this episode,…
296. The Hidden Resentments that Slowly Kill Great Marriages
Most marriages don't end because of one explosive fight—they slowly drift apart from the small hurts that never get talked about. In this episode, we're diving into the…
295. The Small Things That Lead to Great Sex
Great sex doesn't start in the bedroom—it starts in the small moments that happen every day. In this episode, we break down the simple habits that build emotional…
294. You're Not Happy... You're Comfortable
Comfort isn't always happiness—and confusing the two can keep you stuck for years. In this episode, I break down why so many people stay in relationships, jobs, and…
293. The Marriage Advice I No Longer Agree With
Some of the marriage advice we've all been given is... complete bullshit. Okay, maybe not all of it—but a surprising amount of it hasn't held up in my…
292. The Version of Your Marriage You're Comparing Yourself To Doesn't Exist
Is comparison quietly damaging your marriage? It's easier than ever to look at another couple—on social media, in your friend group, or even at church—and wonder why your…
291. What Married Men Secretly Wish Women Knew About Sex ft. Stirling Cooper
What do married men secretly wish women understood about sex, intimacy, and desire? In this candid conversation, Stirling Cooper joins me to discuss the biggest disconnects between husbands…
290. Farting isn't Sexy, Beginner Prostate Play & Channeling Your Inner "Bad" Girl
tune in to hear me discuss a husbands plead for help in regards to his flatulent wife, another couples curiosity for backdoor play and why being a "bad…
289. Reddit's Wildest Relationship Problems
Today we take some of reddits wildest relationship stories and discuss. From not having an orgasm the entire 3 year relationship, to threatening to hurt the dog to…
288. Thirst Traps, Sex Toys & Going from 'Mommy Mode' to 'HH'
Today one husband is on the verge of divorce as his wife as taken her social media hobby of "bikini modeling" to the level....he isnt comfortable with. Another…
287. Tangible Tips to Being a Better Lover
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286. The Death of "Maybe Later" Sex
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285. The Cheating Epidemic: Can Trust Actually Be Rebuilt?" Ft. Thais Gibson
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284. Renewing Your Vows, Major Icks & Men Were Born to Lead
Today I am listing some possibly *unpopular opinions* spoiler alert men on social media and who should be wearing the pants actually -does renewing your vows jynx the…
283. Signs Your WIFE Hates You!!
Flipping the script this weekend and letting the MEN know where they might need course correction! None of these "signs" mean you are doomed- they mean your wife…
282. Signs Your Husband HATES You
This week signs your husband hates you- from a husbands POV and a wifes POV. This + listener questions..tune in now! Bluechew: Buy two months of BlueChew Gold,…
281. Dynamic Shifts, Selfish Lovers & In Sickness & Health
Today I am chatting with what happens with the tables turn in marriage. Dynamic shifts, doing the work, therapy and evolving as couple. Todays listner questions include a…
280. Spouses Who Travel & Tantra Techniques to Try Tonight
What do women really want to see from their men via text or facetime? spoiler: its not a d*ck pic. Ive got some fire tips for the traveling…
279. Age & Attraction
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278. How To Be An Emotionally "Safe" Spouse
How can we show up for our husbands and wives in an "emotionally safe" way? Why THIS is a determining factor in regards to your sex life....tune in…
277.Re-building post emotional affair, ethical porn & mismatched libido
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276. Ai and Relationships
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275. The Importance of Affection & Taking Accountability of Your Orgasm
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274. Snapchat is for Cheaters, Frontal Lobe Wisdom & a Gay BFF threat
ask anon at www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Can nice sweet non slutty married adults use snapchat? What comes with the frontal lobe arrival....why did a man breakup with his woman over…
273. Passion vs Predictable, Financial Pressures & How To: Aftercare for All
What financial pressure does to a marriage; when the wifey says "you focus to much her "..what that really means and aftercare- how its not just for the…
272.BDSM Requests, Perks of Pillows & Heated Rivalry Recap
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271. The Roots of Erectile Dysfunction, How to Share your Fantasies, Delayed Ejaculation & MORE ft Stephanie Ganowski
Today I am joined with Stephanie Ganowski and were dicussing all things mens sexual TINGS...P.E. D.E. E.D all the penis probs, how to; naviagate hard or awkward conversations…
270. Separate Sleepers & S*x and Her "Time" of the Month!
Separate bedroom to sleep, how to get her off during her period, a partner who doest post his wife on social media YET posts his gym selfies &…
269. Opposite Sex Friendships & Emotional Affairs
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268.Struggling to Climax, His Ex's Panties & Texting Temptations
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267.A Virgin with ED, High Drive Women & Leveling Up Your Marriage this New Year
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266.Solo Pleasure Shame& Sexually Deviant Spouses
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265. The Sex Talk Utah Never Gave Us w/ Cassidy Bybee
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264.Decisive Men Are Sexy & First Time 'Back-Door' Tips
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263. Triggers, Post Partum O's & Suing Your Spouse
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262. Substance Use & Your Sex Life
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261. "He Betrayed Me After 22 Years of Marriage!"
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260.The Aftermath of an Emotional Affair & Digital Footprints
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259. Viagra, P.E & Understanding What You Desire!
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258. Situationships, Road Head, P*rn Use at Work & Love is Blind Couples Recap
In todays intro I am clocking the season 9 Love is Blind final couples. Next, a bag ol listener questions!! A wifes husbands porn use is more than…
257. Baby Proofing Your Marriage, Attachment Styles & Communication ft. Jordanne Sculler
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256. Balancing Sexual Desires, Marriage "Needs" & the 411 on Lube
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255. Married to a Manchild & Should Wives Submit to their Husbands
What to do when everything is an ick because the man is essentially a dependent! To my male listeners who want to know how NOT to initiate sex…
254. Sex Frequency, Swinger Neighbors & Increasing Confidence
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261. "He Betrayed Me After 22 Years of Marriage"
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